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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Crow, Servo and others in “Swamp Diamonds”

[The titles appear.]

CCrow

I need to know what not to do on a date! Hahaha!

[A person's name with 'Ph.D.' attached to it appears.]

Servo

What, she has a Ph.D. in dating?

Joel

Oh no, this is like having your mom talk to you about sex!

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