Nick: Uh, Kay�� you wouldn't want to help get the scavenger sale ready at the community center�� would you?
Joel [as Kay]: How many ways can I say "no"?!
Kay: Oh, I've been hearing about that. Yes, I'd like to very much.
Crow [as Kay]: Is it okay if I bring my boyfriend Dave?
. . .
Nick: I sure didn't think she'd go to a place like that for a date.
Joel [as Nick]: �� with a loser like me.
Nick: Where's my racket?
Servo [as Nick]: I should spank myself.

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