[A giant scorpion derails the train, cars piling on top of each other.]
Crow [as Tour Guide]: Now, if you'll look out the left side of your train, you'll see the right side of the train��
Servo [as Scorpion]: Mmm-mmm! Canned people. Mmm. Scorpions just love trains.
[The passengers flee the train.]
Joel [as Company Rep]: Uh, we at Amtrak would like to apologize for any inconvenience it might have caused�� This rarely ever happens.
Season 2
Crow [as Tour Guide]: Now, if you'll look out the left side of your train, you'll see the right side of the train��
Servo [as Scorpion]: Mmm-mmm! Canned people. Mmm. Scorpions just love trains.
[The passengers flee the train.]
Joel [as Company Rep]: Uh, we at Amtrak would like to apologize for any inconvenience it might have caused�� This rarely ever happens.
Season 2
[A giant scorpion derails the train, cars piling on top of each other.]
Crow [as Tour Guide] : Now, if you'll look out the left side of your train, you'll see the right side of the train��
Servo [as Scorpion] : Mmm-mmm! Canned people. Mmm. Scorpions just love trains.
[The passengers flee the train.]
Joel [as Company Rep] : Uh, we at Amtrak would like to apologize for any inconvenience it might have caused�� This rarely ever happens.
Season 2
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