[drunk and wandering over to the camera] Hello, Linda Ellerbee, if you are out there, I've got something to say to you. Isn't it ironic that I'm pulling out about six figures a year in my cushy cable job, while you're out there peddling Maxwell House co- [Forrester shocks him with a cattle prod] AAAGH!
TSTV's Frank
Heh... he's a bit into the Harvey's Bristol Cream.
Frank, get rid of him, or I will.
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