TV's Frank and Dr. Forrester in “Turkey Day '91”

Well, I'm glad to see you're finally focusing on something besides ruining people's Thanksgivings.

Uh, yeah, right.

So, how's the parade going? What did I miss?

Oh, you missed that crappy caterpillar they repaint every year, the quick bunny balloon, and about 2000 of the worst clowns I've ever seen.

Look, it's the Underdog balloon! Oh, this is great! He's my favorite! You know, this is starting to really feel like Thanksgiving!

Yes it is. [pushes a button on a remote detonator, causing an explosion] Die, boy, die!

Oh my God I don't believe it- oh this is awful! Oh- falling down in a terrible- oh it's the worst thing of- OH THE HUMANITY!!! [sobbing]

Slight the turkey, Frank. He must die, so that we may live.