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TV's Frank and Dr. Forrester in “Turkey Day '91”

TSTV's Frank

So, how'd the experiment go?

Fine, Frank. Just fine.

TSTV's Frank

You were sorely missed. Everyone at Thanksgiving dinner asked for you.

Frank, I was right here. I don't understand it, after beaming 26 straight hours of our Turkey Day marathon across the country, Atlanta should be burning by now.

TSTV's Frank

[sighs] It was the greatest dinner party I have ever given. Even grander than last April's hat party. Hmm. What did you think?

Frank, I'm a scientist. I don't have time to think.

TSTV's Frank

Oh, someone's over-tired. Why don't you put your stuff away and get some sleep, Steve?

I just don't know, I don't know what I did!

TSTV's Frank

Look, you didn't get much to eat. Here, I made you a snack. [offers an apple] Want some?

[slaps the apple away] I don't have time for a snack, I- Frank, THAT'S IT! Daddy-O! YES! FRANK, YOU'RE BRILLIANT, I COULD KISS- right! Daddy-O!

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