Well, kiddies, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be pulling the plug on your all-too-precious Thanksgiving. We won't be watching E.T. Instead, we're going to be watching this crumby Czechoslovakian ripoff called Pod People.
Oh, come on. I thought we were going to have the TV off after dinner.
If anyone's interested, I'm going to be reading from Dylan Thomas's enchanting work titled A Child's Christmas in Wales.
Ooh!
Oh, I don't think so, Jack. I wouldn't call that good TV.
Oh, that cuts it! If anyone's interested, Jack is going to be doing his reading in the kitchen. Come on. [everyone else leaves the room]
Well, at least you and I can watch this together. If you're wondering in your family whether to watch my show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, or E.T.: the Extraterrestrial, make things go your way and spoil things for your friends and family by telling them at the end of the movie, E.T. goes home. Ball's in your court, Spielberg! Oh and by the way, I'm dating Amy Irving, and she's hot.
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