[as a woman stands on East Eddie during his massage]
Oh, she can finally clean that fan.
Feast your eyes on this.
Anything to take our eyes off of that.
That's a Tuscarora!
No, that's a pearl.
It's worth a thousand pesos, maybe more. Where'd you get it?
From a wet scared guy.
Can you fence it?
Fence? Hell, it'll go like wildfire! These are rare, I haven't seen one in years.
There's a lot more where that came from.
I got a guy shoving sand into oysters as we speak.
I'll supply, you deal, we'll split down the middle.
Splitting it? That's almost like half!
[shaking East Eddie's hand] Put 'er there, pard!
You got it, 'ner!
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