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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Max and Kinga in “The Christmas That Almost Wasn't”

MMax

Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!

KKinga

No, no! Knock it off! We're a binge-watching show. I mean, odds are, nobody's actually watching this on Christmas.

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