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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Crow, Mike and others in “The Starfighters”

[during yet another scene of planes refueling]

You asked for more refueling, and we're giving it to you!

Yes! I'm at a loss, now we've done promiscuity entendres?

Check.

Uh, cuddling in the afterglow?

Check.

Uh, multiple partner allusions?

Got it.

Uh, premature ejeculation innuendo?

Yup.

Gas station jokes.

Been there.

Impotence.

Oh yeah.

Uh, one-night stand stuff?

Servo; It's all covered.

[disappointed] Okay, let's just watch then.

Well, fueling is a beautiful natural thing that's nothing to mock.

Okay, you're right.

...

[singing to the score] Youuu and I, refueled by moonlight! Fuel, like sparkling champaaagne!

I don't know where you end and I begin!

[the fueling process ends]

CACrow [as the plane]

No man, no! You can't cut me off, just 4000 more pounds then I'll quit! I'm so cold...

Oh, a junkie joke.

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