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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Col. Hunt and Crow [as Maj. Stevens] in “The Starfighters”

[Major Stevens briefs the colonel on newcomer Witkowski's natural flying talent.]

CHCol. Hunt

Do you know, flying a plane is like making love?

CACrow [as Maj. Stevens]

Uh, you have to pay?

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