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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Narrator, Mike [as Narrator] and others in “Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm (short)”

[As everyone has dinner]

Living on a farm makes you hungry and aunt Helen certainly is a good cook.

MAMike [as Narrator]

Given her limitations.

Jerry Lee Lewis joins the family for dinner.

Ah, yes, now's the time for Uncle Jim's fundamentalist dogma.

SAServo [as Betty]

But I don't like food!

Look at all the wonderful things to eat.

At restaurants.

It takes all kinds of food to build up muscles and let us bigger and stronger.

Mostly just butter.

Susie drains the last of her Dirty Banana.

CACrow [as Jane]

That's why I'm burning my bra.

Repressed emotions help the evening pass without incident.

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