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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Servo, Crow and others in “Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm (short)”

[The kids are playing in the hayloft]

Servo

Now Junior Samples and Lulubelle make their appearance.

CCrow

OW, MY SPINE!

MAMike [as Andy]

I don't think cause my doctor-- I'm frail and I have allergies-- but if you really want me to...

SAServo [as Andy]

OW, I FOUND A PITCHFORK!

CCrow

All the commotion provokes a bull snake resting in the hay.

MAMike [as George]

I gotta be careful of my new jeans 'cause I got them at Pamida.

Servo

Tonight on ESPN2, hayloft rope swinging.

Mike

You'd better watch, 'cause it might happen.

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