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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 6

Krasker, Servo [as Krasker] and others in “The Dead Talk Back (movie)”

[Krasker introduces himself]

Have you been hearing some weird stories recently?

SAServo [as Krasker]

About Chuck Berry?

About telepathy?

I knew you were going to say that.

The fourth dimension?

Or Marilyn McCoo?

Or ghosts?

Hmm, no, it doesn't ring a bell. We must have the wrong movie.

The case that I'm working on at the present time involves a little of each.

Hang on a sec here, I've got this one thing.

Me?

You?

Who am I?

SAServo [as Krasker]

Frankly I've forgotten.

I'm a private investigator. Criminology is my hobby.

CACrow [as Krasker]

I sell parts of my record collection to make ends meet. I also manage a bowling alley... Oh, look, I'm kind of between projects at the moment. [softly] Mike, help me!

My philosophy?

SAServo [as Krasker]

Lots of leather.

Krasker; Metaphysics. What is metaphysics?

MAMike [as Krasker]

It's really hard.

There's a long, complicated explanation to that question.

[sarcastically] Which he'll be happy to give us.

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