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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Joel, Servo and Crow in “The Girl in Lovers Lane”

The 5:15 from Duluth,

Oh my! It just derailed!

The toxic waste is spillin',

The conductor's been impaled.

A benzene cloud has risen

And the whole town's startin' to cough.

JSJoel, Servo

[to the beat] [cough, cough] … [cough, cough]

CCrow

[singing]

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