[Crow and Servo made a Hercules action figure- which seems to have only one action phrase]
I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open.
Okay, we admit it; our action figure's lame- lame!
[crying] We're failures, Tommy; failures!
No, don't say that! You put your best foot forward.
I don't even have a foot! [cries again]
Okay; that's beside the point. You guys tried your very hardest, and because of that, you'll never be failures! [pulls Hercules' voice box cord again]
You're absolutely right, Joel Robinson. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor. Goodnight now. [Joel faints in shock as the show cuts to commercial]
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