[as the giant spider revives in the school gymnasium as the band rehearses and the drama club is dancing, scaring everyone out of the room; the janitor sees everyone fleeing]
Oh, someone must have puked big time, I'll get extra sawdust.
[the janitor looks in the room]:
RRRRRAAAAAA!!!
[the janitor immediately slams and locks the door]
I'm gonna lock them kids in there!
...
[the Janitor is desperately calling Mr. Kingman as the spider knocks on the wall]
[chanting as the phone rings] Wait fo' da beep.
[chanting] Wait fo' da beep! NOBODY'S HOOOOOME! NOBODY'S HOOOOME!
...
[the spider breaks free and towers over the janitor after Kingman answers the phone]
It's the spider- THE SPIDER- [drops the phone in terror and puts his hands up]
Oh no, not a crane shot! No, no, not the crane shot! Nooo!
Mammy! Mammy!
[scene cuts to Kingman's residence]
Hello? Hello?
Mr. Oh My God Crunch Crunch? Look, spit out whatever you're chewing and start over.
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