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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Judge, Joel and others in “X Marks the Spot (short)”

JJudge

I've heard enough of [Joe] as a driver...

Joel

[as Judge] Now how is he as a cocktail waitress?

JJudge

...how is he as a pedestrian?

AAngel

Oh, well that's different: as a driver, he thought he owned the road. As a pedestrian, he knew he owned it. He weaved through traffic like a mouse in a maze.

Servo

[as Angel] Squeaking, and calling himself Algernon!

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