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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 2

Joel, Servo and others in “X Marks the Spot (short)”

[Joe's Guardian Angel prepares to divulge more about Joe as a driver before he's interrupted by the sound of a car crash]

[as Judge] Hang on, you'll want to see this.

[as a wall tally of injuries and fatalities ticks forward for driving accidents] And at halftime, injuries are ahead of fatalities here in New Jersey...

[Joe sees this and looks forelorn as it starts to sink in how badly he acted as a motorist]

[as Joe] I'm so ashamed.

[the Judge looks over a list and marks off the name of the presumed accident victim] Looks like Nixon's enemy list.

[as Judge] Hurts, doesn't it?

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