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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Crow and Joel in “The Crawling Hand”

Let's see... if I were an arm, where would I hide? My sleeve, of course!

[later, to Joel] What's buggin' that hand anyway?

Oh, he's got a personal vendetta against anyone with a full body.

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