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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Owner and Joel [as Owner] in “The Crawling Hand”

[Marta shows her rat in a cage for her science experiment at the diner]

OOwner

No rats.

JAJoel [as Owner]

Unless they're on the menu.

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