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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Owner and Joel in “The Crawling Hand”

[In a diner, some kids are dancing around a jukebox. The owner of the diner walks up and turns it off.]

OOwner

No dancing, not allowed.

Joel

This is just like Footloose.

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