Mr. Scott, make an entry in the ship's log. [Servo begins grumbling] ... to the third planet of the Solaris system. As this planet was heretofore unknown... [Joel begins grumbling] ... from this day forward, the third planet of the Solaris system will be known as the blue planet. We designate it planet... Earth.
Earth?!
CCrow
Oh, come on, who made you God?
[in disbelief] Oh, man evolved from Tang, right. We better get outta here, we'd better go.
That means my great great grandmother was really, really hot!
CCrow
Was she? You got a picture?
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