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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Dr. Erhardt and Dr. Forrester in “The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy”

[Erhardt and Forrester are preparing an invention for the Mad Scientist Convention]

EDr. Erhardt

[to Forrester] Promise me if you lose the contest you aren't going to blow up the whole convention center again.

FDr. Forrester

I only did that once! [Erhardt sternly clears his throat] OK, twice.

EDr. Erhardt

It was three times!

FDr. Forrester

The third time I used the incendiaries, and it didn't make the building blow up, it just made it burn. Really... quickly.

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