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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Dr. Almada, Joel [as Dr. Almada] and others in “The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy”

[Dr. Almada voices-over scenes of the doomed romance between Aztec maiden Xochi and warrior Popoca.]

Dr. Almada

So they decided to run away, even though it was her sacred duty to preserve her maidenhood and be sacrificed to the god Tezcatlipoca.

Joel [as Dr. Almada]

The god of decaffeinated coffee.

Dr. Almada

They were discovered by the tribal priests.

[A priest receives a steaming bowl, turning to the restrained Popoca to force-feed him.]

Servo [as Dr. Almada]

They prepared hearty soups and broths and forced them on their guests, for they truly knew how to handle a hungry man.

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