Commando Cody
Do you mind telling me why your men are carrying out that campaign of destruction on Earth?
Servo [as Retik]
It's an election year.
Retik
Not at all. They are merely softening up your defenses for our impending invasion.
Commando Cody
Why do you want to invade the Earth?
Retik
Because the atmosphere on the Moon has become so thin and dry, it is impossible for us to raise food, except in pressurized greenhouses.
Joel [as Cody]
Get a humidifier!
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