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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Commando Cody, Servo [as Retik] and others in “The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy”

Commando Cody

Do you mind telling me why your men are carrying out that campaign of destruction on Earth?

Servo [as Retik]

It's an election year.

Retik

Not at all. They are merely softening up your defenses for our impending invasion.

Commando Cody

Why do you want to invade the Earth?

Retik

Because the atmosphere on the Moon has become so thin and dry, it is impossible for us to raise food, except in pressurized greenhouses.

Joel [as Cody]

Get a humidifier!

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (movie)

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