[After the stars a list of names under "With" comes up.]
These are the extras...they'll probably get killed.
“Mad Monster” · Season 1
In this episode: Tom Servo (6), Joel Robinson (3)
[Last week's cliffhanger is resolved by Cody simply diving away from a ray blast.]
Oh, if they'd only shown him diving out of the way, I wouldn't have spent the week worrying about him.
Mad Monster (movie)
[Local yokel Jed Harper wanders through the misty, jungle-like woods at night.]
SServo
[singing to "Theme from 'The Beverly Hillbillies'"]
Come 'n' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Then one day, he was shootin' at some food...
[Suddenly, Jed spots Wolfman Petro, who also spies him through the mist.]
[singing] And up from the swamp came a big, ugly dude.
Wolfman, that is.
Black teeth.
JSJoel, Servo
Gnarled face.
[Petro begins to advance on Jed, who turns and flees.]
[singing]
Well, the next thing ya know, ol' Jed's really scared.
The kinfolks said, "Jed, get away from there!"
Said, "My cabin is the place I oughta be!"
So he loaded up his drawers and told his family.
Why does he have to kill them to prove his point? Can't he just show them a pie chart or something?
PBProf. Blaine
Mingling the blood of man and beast is downright sacrilege!
Tell that to the NFL!
[Prof. Blaine is pacing around aimlessly instead of fulfilling his promise to Dr. Cameron that he'd inject Petro with Cameron's werewolf serum.]
Just shoot him! You told him you would. Don't pad your part!
[Dr. Cameron has successfully turned his gardener into a werewolf and back again.]
SAServo [as Dr. Cameron]
That felt good... Now I'm going to turn my daughter into a woodchuck.
PFProf. Fitzgerald
[viewing Cameron's lab] You seem to be excellently equipped.
SAServo [as Dr. Cameron]
Thank you! I didn't think you could tell through these trousers.
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