Come 'n' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
Then one day, he was shootin' at some food...
[Suddenly, Jed spots Wolfman Petro, who also spies him through the mist.]
[singing] And up from the swamp came a big, ugly dude.
Wolfman, that is.
Black teeth.
JSJoel, Servo
Gnarled face.
[Petro begins to advance on Jed, who turns and flees.]
[singing]
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