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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Joel, Servo and others in “Mad Monster”

Come 'n' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Then one day, he was shootin' at some food...

[Suddenly, Jed spots Wolfman Petro, who also spies him through the mist.]

[singing] And up from the swamp came a big, ugly dude.

Wolfman, that is.

Black teeth.

JSJoel, Servo

Gnarled face.

[Petro begins to advance on Jed, who turns and flees.]

[singing]

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