WWoman
[checking her baby who is seen crying in their crib] Poor baby; let mommy take your temperature.
CCrow
[as baby] No! Get lost!
Uh, I don't I wanna see what's about to happen.
CCrow
[as baby; while the woman grabs a rectal thermometer] Wait, you're gonna put that where?! I'm not sick; I'm fine! Look, I'm feeling better!
[as baby after getting checked] Owwww, you'll pay for this!
WWoman
Poor baby; you'll feel better soon.
What about picking him up, or feeding him?
[as woman] That's done. Now I have the whole day to myself!
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