Baby Fozzie quotes from Muppet Babies

Rowlf

Whatcha lookin' for, Kermit?

Kermit

This, we can use it like a road map.

Rowlf

Yeah, but how will we get around once we're inside Scooter’s body?

Me know, me know, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

Quick, follow Animal.

Fozzie

Animal, where are you?

Kermit

He disappeared.

Submarine, wawawawawawa.

Kermit

That's perfect, Animal, this'll work great, come on, let's go.

Piggy

Hey, where do we get into Scooter's body when we're tiny?

Gonzo

There’s only one place that I know, his bellybutton.

Huh?

Skeeter

Are you sure, Gonzo?

Gonzo

Of course.

Scooter

[chuckling] Hey, that's cold. [sneezes again]

Kermit

Okay, guys, let's do it. Okay, here we go.

Piggy

Once upon a time, there was a little town called Hamster.

Skeeter

I have heard this one. The town is named Hamlin, not Hamster!

Piggy

This is my story and the town is Hamster! Anyway, it was ruled by a nice mayor who gave all the kids hamsters.

Fozzie

Hamsters, get your free hamsters!

Kermit

Piggy, they are rats. Besides, in the original story, the mayor is supposed to be the bad guy.

Piggy

Eek, rats! No, my story has a kind mayor and hamsters! Anyway, there were so many hamsters they needed someone to cajole them out. Along came the Pied Piano Player!

Rowlf

UGGG! Sure wish I had learned how to play the flute!

Fozzie

Gravity. Isn't that what we put on mashed potatoes?

That's gravy. Not gravity, Fozzie.

Fozzie

Oh, I knew that.

Gonzo

We love working in salt mines, right guys?

Gonzo!

Fozzie

Yeah we don't even mind pepper.

Fozzie!

Fozzie

Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional. [drops his cue cards] Oops!

Piggy

You're a professional oops all right.

Scooter

What happened, Fozzie?

Fozzie

Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny.

Skeeter

Boy, we'll never see him again.

Fozzie

Yeah...Huh?

Fozzie

Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke?

Rowlf

No thanks, Fozzie.

Fozzie

Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? See food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.

Piggy

I've always wanted to be a baby sitter!

Fozzie

Me too! Who gets to sit on him first?