Nobody move! You, Rikochet. You put La Flamencita's partner out of action! You will fill in as her partner, so that she can defend the honor of her dancing. The purity of her mask. The rustle of her skirt against that cheeky, annoying, bad guy team of The Ballroom Blitzkriegs! Now, have fun, you two. The Headmistress has spoken!
SHSr. Hasbeena
Man, I hate it when she does that. It scares the tights off me. Not cool.
Um… La Flamencita? There's a teeny, tiny problem with me dancing as your lucha partner. [chuckles awkwardly] I can't dance.
The card doesn't belong to me. But it's the rarest, coolest most caliente trading card in the history of trading cards, and I gotta have it!
ABAngel Buena Girl
Don't do it, Rikochet! A true luchador never steals. It goes against honor.
DFDevil Flea
Ah, just take it. Slip it into your backpack. Minotoro will never miss it.
ABAngel Buena Girl
But without honor, a masked wrestler is nada! Don't do it, Rikcohet.
DFDevil Flea
Don't worry. No one will ever know.
BDBus Driver
Hey, no super-natural transformations on the bus, or eating! Out you go.
[Rikochet, Buena Girl and Bueno Flea are kicked off the bus and walk down the sidewalk]
BFBueno Flea
Señora Bus Driver is quite right. The Flea scoffed once too often at her regulations and rules. Yet, they are muy importante.
Hey, what's the lineup for?
PProtozoa
For saving the honor of the school. The Masked Toilet is undefeated. Someone has to beat it!
It is just like I told you! The Masked Toilet is back and he wants REVENGE!
Come on, Flea, you have to learn to face your fears.
That's right, Flea. All true luchadors know that the key to victory is inside yourself.
The Flea sees many gaping holes in El Gundamo's poorly planned plan.
Come on! We have to work together!
[jumping into action] The Fabulous Flea Fling! [leaps onto the giant sushi monsters and farts on them]
Looks like giant sushi monsters have natural defenses against The Flea's natural stenches. [he and Buena Girl jump into action]
Buena Gavel of Righteousness!
MAMA!!! Have you seen my El Rey mask buffer? [Mama Manaica walks over to the counter to wash the coffee off her face with a towel] Mama, have you seen my mini Lucha Dome with 323 movable parts?
[sternly] When was the last time you cleaned your room?
[trying to remember] Clean my room. Uh, I think, uh… May, July, October… this morning! [sweating anxiously] Yeah, that's it. Uh… this morning.
Rikochet, you cannot find anything in your room, because it looks a P-I-G, pig is living in there.
But, mama, my room is so neat…
Uh… You don't need to see it. You're far too busy. Well, time to go. [tries to leave]
[stopping him] Rikochet! I am never too busy for my family.
Uh, well, I guess you're not. Ooh, I think I hear abuelito calling.
Your abuelito is out shopping for a guitar.
Well, I guess you don't have anything better to do. [leads his mother to his room as they leave the kitchen] (Trust me.) You'll see. [chuckles nervously] My room is all sparkly and clean.
Oh. Heh, heh. It better be muy sparkly and clean, or no more El Rey video games for you!
[As Rikochet and his mama walk towards his room, he hesitantly opens the door and junk flies out everywhere, and all around the house]
[off-screen; nervously] Yes, mama?
[shouting angrily] CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!
The Flea is making the best of a good situation, for your own good. Someday, you'll be as famous as your papa. Today, you'll find out what to expect.
Flea, don't you think it'd be better if Rikochet earned this adulation on his own through practice, dedication, and hard work?
What good is practice, dedication, and hard work that's for fame, fortune, and food, huh?
