The Flea quotes from ¡Mucha Lucha!

The Flea

A true luchador knows that good or bad isn't something you are, but a choice you make. Like flour or corn tortilla.

The Flea

A true luchador always consults The Code of Masked Wrestling, even though the print is small and there are no pictures or nothing.

The Flea

A true luchador always offers the hand of friendship, even to a stupid fish who can't even shake it.

The Flea

[while getting shrunk] The room, it's getting bigger! [falls to the ground, sits up, and looks around, realizing he's been shrunk] No! It is The Flea who has gotten smaller!

Buena Girl

Hmm. Rikochet, you're only a dishonorable 300 pounds instead of 650! You should be ashamed! All our hard work for nada.

The Flea

Wait, The Flea has the answer. The Flea's parents are having an all-you-can-eat buffet at The Flea's family restaurant. Rikochet can eat The Flea's family out of house and hold.

Buena Girl

Prepare to meet your destiny!

Buena Girl

You're late. I had to wait with The Flea.

The Flea

Yeah?! Well, The Flea had to wait with The Flea, too, and The Flea is not too happy about that, either. It is always the same. The Flea is always there. The Flea wears my clothes. The Flea sleeps in my bed. The Flea thought to get a moment alone, but NO!!! The Flea is right there, right beside The Flea!

Rikochet

[walking sadly down the street] If anybody sees me without my mask, I'll be kicked out of school! I'll disgrace my friends, my family, the entire tradition of masked wrestling! I can't let that happen! [walks up to The Flea's house] I need someone who's good enough to be my friend, but low enough to bend the rules. [pulls out a bush and hides in it] I need the cleanest, dirty wrestler there is. I need The Flea! [rings the doorbell]

The Flea

[dashes over to the front door and opens it] The Flea already told you! The Flea family doesn't want any stinkin' cookies!

Why is The Flea playing in the new Flea family toilet?

The Flea

The Flea is not playing… this time. The toilet is cursed! Cursed, The Flea tells you!

That's nice, dear Flea.

Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Flea have to go out, now.

Flea, take care of Pulguita. Oh, and it has been three months. Tonight is shower night!

The Flea

NO! Anything but that! Not… shower night!

Headmistress

The ancient Slamazonian people were an advanced masked wrestling society who disappeared thousands of years ago.

[amazed] Ooh!

Headmistress

This is the legendary, golden mask of Voladora, the Queen of the Slamazons! She ruled with a beautiful man and a fist of iron… rather like myself. Until she was deposed and unmasked in a title 'bout atop a great pyramid by a beautiful, but headstrong young princess! Rather like myself.

Buena Girl

The Slamazons? Sweet buena! My grandmother's part-Slamazonian. She told me all about them. These hieroglyphics say that Queen Voladora's last masked words were a vow of everlasting revenge. Under the greatest peril and the threat of certain doom, the Golden Mask must never be reunited with The Mummy.

The Flea

Why not, man? It fits like a glove.

Buena Girl

[looking through a photograph album with Rikochet and Flea] Oh, look, Rikochet. I had perfect teeth. Here's me with my buena baby teeth. Here's me and my buena teeth mask horseback riding. And look, here's me and my teeth at the 24-hour, no holds barred Baja-Luchathon... [sighs] Before I got braces.

The Flea

Hmm. That reminds The Flea of something. Oh, yes, the dentist said The Flea has perfecto teeth. The Flea does not need braces.

Buena Girl

Flea, I don't wanna hear about your perfect teeth. I... But The Flea's teeth aren't perfect. Wait a minute. My buena sense is tingling. It tells me that something's wrong. I don't need braces. El Evil Dentista of Doom must have lied about The Flea. And me! [almost falls off; groans angrily] IT'S NOT RIGHT! [trips and falls] I am so gonna turn that no-good, lying sack of dentures into the masked dental board!

Rikochet

Whoa! Hold your caballos there, Buena Girl. You just can't go to the mask dental board on a buena hunch. You're gonna need proof.

Buena Girl

Then, I'm going to the evil dentist's office and get some! 'Cause I don't give up! 'Cause I'm Buena Girl! 'Cause I'm a masked wrestler! And last, but not least, I'm a... [gets shocked by Megawatt's electrical power]

The Flea

The Flea thinks you are a freak of nature.

Rikochet

A true luchador knows that friendship means sometimes you must take your best friend to the vet to be worn.

The Flea

[popping in] No!

Rikochet

Not you, Flea.

Rikochet

Hey, what's the lineup for?

For saving the honor of the school. The Masked Toilet is undefeated. Someone has to beat it!

The Flea

It is just like I told you! The Masked Toilet is back and he wants REVENGE!

Buena Girl

Come on, Flea, you have to learn to face your fears.

Rikochet

That's right, Flea. All true luchadors know that the key to victory is inside yourself.

The Flea

The Flea sees many gaping holes in El Gundamo's poorly planned plan.

Rikochet

Come on! We have to work together!

The Flea

[jumping into action] The Fabulous Flea Fling! [leaps onto the giant sushi monsters and farts on them]

Rikochet

Looks like giant sushi monsters have natural defenses against The Flea's natural stenches. [he and Buena Girl jump into action]

Buena Girl

Buena Gavel of Righteousness!

Rikochet

Spinning Top!

Rikochet

What are you doing?!

The Flea

The Flea is making the best of a good situation, for your own good. Someday, you'll be as famous as your papa. Today, you'll find out what to expect.

Buena Girl

Flea, don't you think it'd be better if Rikochet earned this adulation on his own through practice, dedication, and hard work?

The Flea

What good is practice, dedication, and hard work that's for fame, fortune, and food, huh?

The Flea

[mockingly] "Pulguita this and Pulguita that." Who do you think taught her all those Flea-like moves? The Flea, that's who! Who is she to outshine The Flea?

Rikochet

She's your sister, that's who.

Buena Girl

Besides, how can she outshine you? You're still the big Flea on campus.