Rikochet quotes from ¡Mucha Lucha!

Rikochet

A true luchador knows the only thing to fear is fear itself. Oh, and bullies.

Rikochet

A true luchador's signature move cannot be taught. It comes from deep within, like gas.

Rikochet

A true luchador knows that some people are only happy when they're angry, but if being angry makes them happy, won't that make them mad or something?

Rikochet

A true luchador knows the value of family. No matter where you when you call them, they've got to come pick you up.

Rikochet

A true luchador knows that music is the hot sauce in the burrito of life. And sometimes, a little can go a long way.

Rikochet

I got expelled from school, I rolled away from my friends when they needed me the most, I've been kicked around and partially buried. A pinball gets no respect. A pinball gets no love. [breaks down, in tears of sorrow] A pinball is only a forgotten plaything. I'm useless, completely useless!

Rikochet

[emerging from of the water, gasping for air] A true luchador is never lost, he's just taking the scenic route.

Rikochet

[enraged] You disgraced me before my friend, you destroyed my favorite chili, AND YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING! LUCHARAAAN!!!

Rikochet

[walking sadly down the street] If anybody sees me without my mask, I'll be kicked out of school! I'll disgrace my friends, my family, the entire tradition of masked wrestling! I can't let that happen! [walks up to The Flea's house] I need someone who's good enough to be my friend, but low enough to bend the rules. [pulls out a bush and hides in it] I need the cleanest, dirty wrestler there is. I need The Flea! [rings the doorbell]

The Flea

[dashes over to the front door and opens it] The Flea already told you! The Flea family doesn't want any stinkin' cookies!

Buena Girl

[looking through a photograph album with Rikochet and Flea] Oh, look, Rikochet. I had perfect teeth. Here's me with my buena baby teeth. Here's me and my buena teeth mask horseback riding. And look, here's me and my teeth at the 24-hour, no holds barred Baja-Luchathon... [sighs] Before I got braces.

The Flea

Hmm. That reminds The Flea of something. Oh, yes, the dentist said The Flea has perfecto teeth. The Flea does not need braces.

Buena Girl

Flea, I don't wanna hear about your perfect teeth. I... But The Flea's teeth aren't perfect. Wait a minute. My buena sense is tingling. It tells me that something's wrong. I don't need braces. El Evil Dentista of Doom must have lied about The Flea. And me! [almost falls off; groans angrily] IT'S NOT RIGHT! [trips and falls] I am so gonna turn that no-good, lying sack of dentures into the masked dental board!

Rikochet

Whoa! Hold your caballos there, Buena Girl. You just can't go to the mask dental board on a buena hunch. You're gonna need proof.

Buena Girl

Then, I'm going to the evil dentist's office and get some! 'Cause I don't give up! 'Cause I'm Buena Girl! 'Cause I'm a masked wrestler! And last, but not least, I'm a... [gets shocked by Megawatt's electrical power]

The Flea

The Flea thinks you are a freak of nature.

Rikochet

It's just an old bridge. It's no big deal. Besides, today, I'm a man. I'm ready for anything. I'm standing tall! [suddenly finds his path blocked by a three-headed beast] I… I…

None shall pass! This is our bridge. And we don't like anyone with only one head crossing it. Except for Masked Dog, of course. He's cool.

Rikochet

Ooh, I get it. This is all some test. Some part of my masked mitzvah.

Headmistress

Nobody move! You, Rikochet. You put La Flamencita's partner out of action! You will fill in as her partner, so that she can defend the honor of her dancing. The purity of her mask. The rustle of her skirt against that cheeky, annoying, bad guy team of The Ballroom Blitzkriegs! Now, have fun, you two. The Headmistress has spoken!

Man, I hate it when she does that. It scares the tights off me. Not cool.

Rikochet

Um… La Flamencita? There's a teeny, tiny problem with me dancing as your lucha partner. [chuckles awkwardly] I can't dance.

Rikochet

The card doesn't belong to me. But it's the rarest, coolest most caliente trading card in the history of trading cards, and I gotta have it!

Don't do it, Rikochet! A true luchador never steals. It goes against honor.

Ah, just take it. Slip it into your backpack. Minotoro will never miss it.

But without honor, a masked wrestler is nada! Don't do it, Rikcohet.

Don't worry. No one will ever know.

Buena Girl

You should be ashamed picking on poor little Chinche like that!

Rikochet

Flea, he's your cousin. Get it together.

Rikochet

A true luchador knows that friendship means sometimes you must take your best friend to the vet to be worn.

The Flea

[popping in] No!

Rikochet

Not you, Flea.