¡Mucha Lucha! · Season 2
Hey, no super-natural transformations on the bus, or eating! Out you go.
[Rikochet, Buena Girl and Bueno Flea are kicked off the bus and walk down the sidewalk]
Señora Bus Driver is quite right. The Flea scoffed once too often at her regulations and rules. Yet, they are muy importante.
Hey, what's the lineup for?
For saving the honor of the school. The Masked Toilet is undefeated. Someone has to beat it!
It is just like I told you! The Masked Toilet is back and he wants REVENGE!
Come on, Flea, you have to learn to face your fears.
That's right, Flea. All true luchadors know that the key to victory is inside yourself.
The Flea sees many gaping holes in El Gundamo's poorly planned plan.
Come on! We have to work together!
[jumping into action] The Fabulous Flea Fling! [leaps onto the giant sushi monsters and farts on them]
Looks like giant sushi monsters have natural defenses against The Flea's natural stenches. [he and Buena Girl jump into action]
Buena Gavel of Righteousness!
Spinning Top!
MAMA!!! Have you seen my El Rey mask buffer? [Mama Manaica walks over to the counter to wash the coffee off her face with a towel] Mama, have you seen my mini Lucha Dome with 323 movable parts?
[sternly] When was the last time you cleaned your room?
[trying to remember] Clean my room. Uh, I think, uh… May, July, October… this morning! [sweating anxiously] Yeah, that's it. Uh… this morning.
Rikochet, you cannot find anything in your room, because it looks a P-I-G, pig is living in there.
But, mama, my room is so neat…
So show me.
Uh… You don't need to see it. You're far too busy. Well, time to go. [tries to leave]
[stopping him] Rikochet! I am never too busy for my family.
Uh, well, I guess you're not. Ooh, I think I hear abuelito calling.
Your abuelito is out shopping for a guitar.
What about papa?
On tour.
Masked Dog?
Fed.
The kitchen?
Clean… Unlike your room!
Well, I guess you don't have anything better to do. [leads his mother to his room as they leave the kitchen] (Trust me.) You'll see. [chuckles nervously] My room is all sparkly and clean.
Oh. Heh, heh. It better be muy sparkly and clean, or no more El Rey video games for you!
[As Rikochet and his mama walk towards his room, he hesitantly opens the door and junk flies out everywhere, and all around the house]
[off-screen] Rikochet?
[off-screen; nervously] Yes, mama?
[shouting angrily] CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!
What are you doing?!
The Flea is making the best of a good situation, for your own good. Someday, you'll be as famous as your papa. Today, you'll find out what to expect.
Flea, don't you think it'd be better if Rikochet earned this adulation on his own through practice, dedication, and hard work?
What good is practice, dedication, and hard work that's for fame, fortune, and food, huh?
[mockingly] "Pulguita this and Pulguita that." Who do you think taught her all those Flea-like moves? The Flea, that's who! Who is she to outshine The Flea?
She's your sister, that's who.
Besides, how can she outshine you? You're still the big Flea on campus.
[while getting shrunk] The room, it's getting bigger! [falls to the ground, sits up, and looks around, realizing he's been shrunk] No! It is The Flea who has gotten smaller!
[voiceover through letter] "Dear Rikochet and Buena Girl, The Flea and Masked Dog hate baths. We are going to find a place where our filth can be appreciated. Goodbye forever."
[shocked] Oh, no, Buena Girl! Flea and Masked Dog have run away!
Flea, this is like a dream come true!
Well, falling into a dumpster of chili cheese fries is a dream come true, but The Flea thinks this is pretty great! How's Rikochet doing?
It's all buena.
[standing in the middle of the street, wearing a donut costume; uncomfortably dismayed] Public relations he called it. Ay, basura.
Say hello to a brand new me!
Huh?!
[gasps] What the…?!
[Rikochet is revealed to have his head shrunk]
[after Buena Girl turns off the TV] Why'd you do that?
[shaking her head in denial] It's just not right.
The Flea agrees. Onion juice should be in a mug.
Flea, that's not what I meant. It's too commercial. It's not what masked wrestling is all about. It's about honor in the ring. It's about us being a tag-team. It's about Lucha Libre! Libre means free, not low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low price.
I think you left out one "low".
[applauding] Bravo, Rikochet! Bravo!
Mama?!
Excellent job.
Mama! What are you doing here?!
Maya is my old college roommate.
She told me that you needed help taking (better) care of your things.
So, we cooked up this little test for you.
A little test? But what about the ancient warrior?
That's my son.
'Sup, yo?
And you passed the test with flying colors, Rikochet! I'm so proud of you!
That is so not buena! Street Sweeper of Surrender!
Hate to do this to you, Flea!
The Flea hates to do this to you as well!
No, we hate to do it to both of you!
Huh?
We challenge you both, arrrgh!
We are taking over the student council in a three-on-two match!
You expect me to risk the honor of my family and mask because you keep losing?
Uh-huh.
Never…gonna…happen.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's ¡Mucha Lucha! pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
