TV show quotes
[mockingly] "Pulguita this and Pulguita that." Who do you think taught her all those Flea-like moves? The Flea, that's who! Who is she to outshine The Flea?
She's your sister, that's who.
Besides, how can she outshine you? You're still the big Flea on campus.
[while getting shrunk] The room, it's getting bigger! [falls to the ground, sits up, and looks around, realizing he's been shrunk] No! It is The Flea who has gotten smaller!
[voiceover through letter] "Dear Rikochet and Buena Girl, The Flea and Masked Dog hate baths. We are going to find a place where our filth can be appreciated. Goodbye forever."
[shocked] Oh, no, Buena Girl! Flea and Masked Dog have run away!
Flea, this is like a dream come true!
Well, falling into a dumpster of chili cheese fries is a dream come true, but The Flea thinks this is pretty great! How's Rikochet doing?
It's all buena.
[standing in the middle of the street, wearing a donut costume; uncomfortably dismayed] Public relations he called it. Ay, basura.
Say hello to a brand new me!
Huh?!
[gasps] What the…?!
[Rikochet is revealed to have his head shrunk]
[after Buena Girl turns off the TV] Why'd you do that?
[shaking her head in denial] It's just not right.
The Flea agrees. Onion juice should be in a mug.
Flea, that's not what I meant. It's too commercial. It's not what masked wrestling is all about. It's about honor in the ring. It's about us being a tag-team. It's about Lucha Libre! Libre means free, not low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low price.
I think you left out one "low".
[applauding] Bravo, Rikochet! Bravo!
Mama?!
Excellent job.
Mama! What are you doing here?!
Maya is my old college roommate.
She told me that you needed help taking (better) care of your things.
So, we cooked up this little test for you.
A little test? But what about the ancient warrior?
That's my son.
'Sup, yo?
And you passed the test with flying colors, Rikochet! I'm so proud of you!
That is so not buena! Street Sweeper of Surrender!
Hate to do this to you, Flea!
The Flea hates to do this to you as well!
No, we hate to do it to both of you!
Huh?
We challenge you both, arrrgh!
We are taking over the student council in a three-on-two match!
You expect me to risk the honor of my family and mask because you keep losing?
Uh-huh.
Never…gonna…happen.
Flea, what happened to all the candy? Did you eat all the candy?!
[to Heavy Traffic] I challenge you to a match! Winner keeps Masked Dog!
This flea-bitten mutt? You're on, bag-head!
LUCHARAAAN!!
Now, we're only going to be gone for a few hours. So we want you niños to be good.
Aw, can't we come, too?
Sorry, mijo, it's a school night.
But, mama, the luchador fabuloso mega-match spectacular only comes once a year.
And as the future of Lucha Libre, shouldn't we be able to…
Blow up bedtimes so we can watch cool centering action?
No.
And be asleep by 9:00. Goodnight, niños.
Well, at least we can watch it on T.V.
[bursts out of the kitchen; frantically] Gone! It's all gone! [falls to the floor with a faint]
[picks up his wife] What's gone? What is Mrs. Flea talking about?
[stuttering] Do-do-do-do-do…
[shutting his wife's mouth] Mr. and Mrs. Flea must get a hold of themselves. There's no need to lose control. Now, what seems to be the trouble, mi amor?
The well that supplies Mr. and Mrs. Flea with never-ending raw, dough, and batter… has run dry! GONE!
Mr. Flea was afraid this day might come.
Flea, why are you dressed like the chupacabra?
The Flea is not dressed. The Flea's been infected with uncontrollable hair!
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