MAMA!!! Have you seen my El Rey mask buffer? [Mama Manaica walks over to the counter to wash the coffee off her face with a towel] Mama, have you seen my mini Lucha Dome with 323 movable parts?
[sternly] When was the last time you cleaned your room?
[trying to remember] Clean my room. Uh, I think, uh… May, July, October… this morning! [sweating anxiously] Yeah, that's it. Uh… this morning.
Rikochet, you cannot find anything in your room, because it looks a P-I-G, pig is living in there.
But, mama, my room is so neat…
So show me.
Uh… You don't need to see it. You're far too busy. Well, time to go. [tries to leave]
[stopping him] Rikochet! I am never too busy for my family.
Uh, well, I guess you're not. Ooh, I think I hear abuelito calling.
Your abuelito is out shopping for a guitar.
What about papa?
On tour.
Masked Dog?
Fed.
The kitchen?
Clean… Unlike your room!
Well, I guess you don't have anything better to do. [leads his mother to his room as they leave the kitchen] (Trust me.) You'll see. [chuckles nervously] My room is all sparkly and clean.
Oh. Heh, heh. It better be muy sparkly and clean, or no more El Rey video games for you!
[As Rikochet and his mama walk towards his room, he hesitantly opens the door and junk flies out everywhere, and all around the house]
[off-screen] Rikochet?
[off-screen; nervously] Yes, mama?
[shouting angrily] CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!
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