Scenes with Headmistress 5
HeadmistressThe ancient Slamazonian people were an advanced masked wrestling society who disappeared thousands of years ago.
LLuchadores
[amazed] Ooh!
Headmistress
This is the legendary, golden mask of Voladora, the Queen of the Slamazons! She ruled with a beautiful man and a fist of iron… rather like myself. Until she was deposed and unmasked in a title 'bout atop a great pyramid by a beautiful, but headstrong young princess! Rather like myself.
The Slamazons? Sweet buena! My grandmother's part-Slamazonian. She told me all about them. These hieroglyphics say that Queen Voladora's last masked words were a vow of everlasting revenge. Under the greatest peril and the threat of certain doom, the Golden Mask must never be reunited with The Mummy.
Why not, man? It fits like a glove.
Headmistress
Nobody move! You, Rikochet. You put La Flamencita's partner out of action! You will fill in as her partner, so that she can defend the honor of her dancing. The purity of her mask. The rustle of her skirt against that cheeky, annoying, bad guy team of The Ballroom Blitzkriegs! Now, have fun, you two. The Headmistress has spoken!
SHSr. Hasbeena
Man, I hate it when she does that. It scares the tights off me. Not cool.
Um… La Flamencita? There's a teeny, tiny problem with me dancing as your lucha partner. [chuckles awkwardly] I can't dance.
Headmistress
Flea! Those churros are for the school fundraiser, not for eating!
[Rikochet slaps Flea in the back of his head, making him spit out the churro]
Headmistress
Each of you little luchadors will have to sell a box churros and turn in the proceeds at this Friday's fund fair to raise money for underprivileged intercity luchadors. Those of you who do not sell your churros, must return them to me, personally, OR ELSE! As for the rest of you, carnival rides and festival fun. [all the luchadors cheer] Now go and SELL!
Headmistress
If you don't bring back the belt before this clock stops ticking, you three are going… OUT THE LUCHA DOOR!!!
DDragonfly
Uh, excuse me, ma'am. What does that mean?
Headmistress
Oh… [chuckles] That just means you will all be… EXPELLED!!!!!
Headmistress is gonna blow.
There's no reason to be mad.
There are plenty of things to do in life besides being mad.
Like, uh… polishing your mask!
Go, Los Insectos! We'll keep her busy until you bring back the belt!
We don't even know where to find this "spider hole."
ELEl Loco Mosquito
Yes, but we have to find it, for insect-themed masked wrestlers everywhere!
Headmistress
Two Buena Girls?
There's only one Buena Girl.
Buena Girl! So, you have been competing at Roller Lucha.
I thought trying a new sport would be challenging. But compared with Lucha Libre, Roller Lucha is way lame.
[relieved] For a minute there, I thought we lost you.
It may be fast, but it sure isn't Lucha.
RRollerita
Where do you think you're going? You think you can insult our sport and just leave? Maybe Roller Lucha's too mega for a Buena Girl like you.
"Mega?" Please. With our discipline Lucha Libre training, we could beat you at your own silly sport!
Um, Buena Girl, we can't stake.
RRollerita
You are so going down.
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