Now this is not to say that the pious life is completely devoid of joy. Oh, there’s lot of great stuff! There’s platonic friendship, nice weather, the thrill of a good night’s sleep....uh....just to name a few.
“Pleasure” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Clay Puppington (2), Orel (1), Rev. Putty (1), Bloberta Puppington (1)
Dad?
Where? I mean- Here for ya!
I’m sure finding it hard trying to avoid all of the devils pleasure traps
Ah, don’t worry, son. When you get older and have a family, you’ll find that leading a virtuous and pleasure-free life comes as easy as waking up in the morning.
Clay, I’m setting your couch alarm so you’re not late for work again tomorrow!
[mockingly] Fine! [to Orel] Okay, it’s a lot easier than waking up in the morning.
(after Orel tells him he's been having wet dreams about God spanking him) You've been having what about who doing what?! I think you know what this means! (Orel makes an aroused grin, Clay realizes belting him won't solve this problem) Just...just meet me in my study.
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