Is sin radioactive?
Yes. That's why it's dangerous to get it near your groin.
Yikes!
“God's Blunders” · Season 2, Episode 6
In this episode: Clay Puppington (2), Orel (1), Rev. Putty (1), Doughy Latchkey (1)
Hey, Dad, can I talk to you?
Sure! [angrily] In my study!
OK!
[Clay looks confused]
You don't seem at all nervous, young man.
But I didn't do anything wrong.
Oh, right. Well, I guess my belt can have the day off. [He takes off his belt to hang it up and his pants fall down] Darn it.
God makes two types of mistakes. The first kind is called "a miracle". You know, like bleeding statues, burning bushes, earthquakes and hurricanes that destroy disgusting foreign cultures? Those are all good mistakes that back up our faith in positive ways. And then there are His not so good mistakes. Traffic jams, the common cold and the mentally retarded. Those are called "God's blunders"
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