(praying) Lord, Putty here. Reverend Putty, for what that's worth. I don't know what the deal is with you, but I do and do and do for you, and all I ask is one measly thing in return! Seriously, is a lady really that difficult to conjure up? I mean, you make trees for a living. And I'm saying it could be any lady! Any size, any shape, any colo— I mean, any weight. The point is, I'm not picky. Amen.
“Be Fruitful and Multiply” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Rev. Putty (2), Orel (1), Stephanie Foamwire-Putty (1)
I think that as long as you have at least one of those "F" words in your life, you can't be lonely. For you see, a lot of the problems starts when people get too greedy and want all of the "F" words, and don't appreciate the ones that they have. Then they're just making their live miserable...and who ever heard of somebody actually wanting to make his life miserable. Amen.
RPRev. Putty
Well, you see, Stephanie...
Yes, Reverend?
RPRev. Putty
You know what? Let's just cut the "Reverend" stuff, huh?
OK, what would you prefer? "Pastor"? "Minister"? "Brother"? "Rod"?
RPRev. Putty
How about "Father"?
Sounds a little too Catholic, doesn't it?
RPRev. Putty
Hmm, you're right. Better make it "Dad".
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