Moral Orel · Season 1, Episode 9
“Maturity” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Clay Puppington (3), Orel (2), Bloberta Puppington (2)
That kid gets more action than I do.
I'm still weaning him, Clay.
Bloberta, he's seven! He should not be using your milk to wash down his meatloaf, which I pay for by working that stinking dead-end job!
I'm so sick of your complaining. Why don't you just quit your job and quit being such a crybaby?
Oh, thanks for the sympathy! You have never been on my side!
Why would I be on the side of a self destructive alcoholic?
I can't believe I gave you the privilege of satisfying me every night
Have a good day at school, dear.
[Under his breath] Eh, have a good day, yourself.
Hmm, now where have I seen that behaviour before? [To Clay] Have a good day at work, dear.
[Under his breath] Eh, have a good day, yourself.
Oh son, behaving like a grown up is many things. First and for most, it means doing things that you hate doing.
Like what, pop?
Well, like dealing with people who make you unhappy, being stressed about things you have no control over, working soul-numbing jobs.
Oh.
Then gradually as we endure these hardships and accept them as normal, that's when we finally earned the right to get drunk and be emotionally distant from our families.
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