Gee, the Lord sure works in mysterious ways!
He's not mysterious, Orel; He works in one way. Give Him the opportunity...and He's gonna get ya!
“God-Fearing” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Orel (2), Rev. Putty (2), Doughy Latchkey (1)
Sorry to interrupt your dinner, Reverend.
Company isn't an interruption, Orel. Just an occasional reminder of my involuntary solitude.
Is being a policeman scary?
POfficer Papermouth
No, son, I’m never scared when I’m out on the beat; because I have the best backup team out there, Officer’s God and Jesus. I know God protects me from all danger and Jesus guides my bullets straight into the brains and lungs of lawless slime.
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