Moral Orel · Season 2, Episode 1
“God's Image” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Clay Puppington (1), Rev. Putty (1)
Son, I know things have been rough over the past few months, what with your mother's unreasonable behavior and bitter coldness towards me.
[Orel is about to put some Chinese food in his mouth]
Don't say it, you and Shapey are still young, needy, impressionable children. So your mother and I have decided to stay together. If only for appearances. The last thing we want people to think is that we don't care about our own kids. That's one fact that is none of their business
We were all made in God's image. Now what does that phrase really mean? I mean, if a ugly fat lady is made in God's image, then how can a stuck-up pretty lady also be made in God's image?
[in a stereotypical Jewish accent] Figgurelli, I hear the townspeople are all into this segregation mishegus. Oy, it reminds me of when King Herod got shpilkes because of our Lord and savior
Huh?
You know. It starts with the stereotyping and ends with the kaputz?
[The Figgurelli's go to the attic after learning the townsfolk plan to burn their house down]
Come on, everybody, in the attic. They'll never find us up here. [Hands Suzy a diary] Here, Suzy, start writing in this diary.
Why, daddy?
You know, uh, it's good, for when you're dead.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Moral Orel pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
