That kid gets more action than I do.
I'm still weaning him, Clay.
Bloberta, he's seven! He should not be using your milk to wash down his meatloaf, which I pay for by working that stinking dead-end job!
I'm so sick of your complaining. Why don't you just quit your job and quit being such a crybaby?
Oh, thanks for the sympathy! You have never been on my side!
Why would I be on the side of a self destructive alcoholic?
I can't believe I gave you the privilege of satisfying me every night
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