[Terry is putting up a "MERRY CHRISTMAS" banner, which is slightly askew]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
Terry, hey! That's not straight. The left side is too low.
Detective Terry Chasen
It's good enough.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer
No, it's not. Adrian Monk is coming.
Detective Terry Chasen
Ah, hell. Okay.
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