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S3 E16

Monk · Season 3, Episode 16

Natalie Teeger, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer and others in “Mr. Monk and the Kid”

[Stottlemeyer and Disher fill Monk and Natalie in on the finger]

Natalie Teeger

We just got your call. You found a body?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Not quite. There is a two year old boy named Tommy Graser-

Lt. Randall Disher

Uh, not two years. 22 months. Not quite two.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Whatever. Anyway, he was, um, separated from his mother-

Lt. Randall Disher

No, uh, his guardian. She's not actually his mother. She, uh, runs a foster home. For the record.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

For the record, stand over there. [Randy walks a short distance away] Anyway, he was in the playground, and he disappeared for about ten minutes-

Lt. Randall Disher

Uh 14 minutes. [Under Stottlemeyer's watchful glare, Randy takes a few steps back]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

When we found him, the little boy had a severed human finger.

Natalie Teeger

A finger?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

A pinkie. It was still bleeding, freshly severed, uh, probably about four hours ago.

Lt. Randall Disher

Yeah about four hours ago.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

I just said that, Randy!

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