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S3 E16

Monk · Season 3, Episode 16

Teresa Crane and Monk in “Mr. Monk and the Kid”

[Monk is babysitting Tommy.]

Teresa Crane

Now... before I go, do you have any questions for me?

Monk

Yes, yes, I have a couple of questions. What does he eat?

Teresa Crane

He... eats food. He eats whatever you eat, only smaller portions.

Monk

Oh. So he's like a person.

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