[Monk calls 9-1-1 while babysitting Tommy.]
911 Operator
You mean, you've never changed a diaper?
Monk
Hurry!
911 Operator
Okay, sir. On the side of the diaper there should be two Velcro straps.
Monk
Okay, I've got the straps.
911 Operator
Now rip 'em open!
[sound of Velcro ripping]
Monk
Oh! Oooohh! Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!
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