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S3 E11

Monk · Season 3, Episode 11

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, Lt. Randall Disher and others in “Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra”

[In John Ricca's apartment]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

[to an officer] Get a list of tenants. Start knocking on doors. [Randy comes in, awestruck] Lieutenant, I thought you had the perimeter. [Randy starts pointing at various Sonny Chow movie posters in the living room]

Lt. Randall Disher

Fist of the Cobra, 1975. I've got that same poster in my room. [points at another poster behind the TV] Oh look at this! It's from Ten Fingers of Doom. He broke his arm doing that stunt, but he still finished the scene, though. [squats in front of the TV and finds a VHS tape] Oh my God!

Lt. Randall Disher

He's got a bootleg copy of Enter the Cobra. Can I have it?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

No you can't have it, Detective! This is a crime scene!

Lt. Randall Disher

Let's watch it. [starts to put it into the VCR, but stops and reconsiders it] Okay. Sir, I have a theory on this: this guy John Ricca. He's published a book on Sonny Chow, right?

Lt. Randall Disher

Well it was a real hatchet-job, I mean it made the Cobra look terrible.

Lt. Randall Disher

Sonny Chow. Maybe we should be looking for a Sonny Chow fan. I mean they all hated the book, and most of them? Pretty nuts. I mean, I've seen the conventions all the time and they were real fanatics. [Monk and Natalie come in and step over the body to join Stottlemeyer and Disher]

Adrian Monk

Captain?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Monk, thank you for coming. [adknowledges Natalie] Miss Teeger. I assume they filled you in downstairs.

Adrian Monk

More or less. How did he enter the building?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

He broke in through a door on the roof around 4:00 AM, but get this: when he left after the murder, he took the elevator down and ran out.

Adrian Monk

He didn't mind being seen?

Natalie Teeger

Was he really killed with nunchucks?

Lt. Randall Disher

Yeah, check this out. [walks in with an evidence bag containing the death nunchucks] Gold-plated. Look at those insignias. Sonny purchased ones like these in Ninja Fury.

Adrian Monk

The killer left these behind?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Well, they either belonged to the killer or to the victim. I mean, he was writing a book on all this crap. [An officer hands a VHS tape to Stottlemeyer]

Police Officer

Captain, here's the videotape you wanted.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Ah, thank you. [plugs it into the VCR] Elevator B, at... 4:07. Let's have a look. [He presses play. A grainy image of the ninja getting on the elevator is seen]

Natalie Teeger

You can't even see his face!

Lt. Randall Disher

He looks like the Cobra. Sonny wore a uniform just like that in Kung-Fu Assassin.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Sonny Chow is dead. [walks back into the other room, where the medical examiner is standing over Ricca's body] Doctor, give me a good note.

Medical Examiner

He was clutching some hair. He must have grabbed it off the killer's head. That means we have a shot at some DNA.

Adrian Monk

How could he grab any hair? We just saw the tape. The intruder was wearing a hood.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Well it could have fallen off during the fight.

Medical Examiner

Because we hit her. The victim wrote you a note. [Under Ricca's right hand is the word "OW," written in blood. Monk, Stottlemeyer and Disher all squat to examine it]

Lt. Randall Disher

"OW"? Why would anybody write "OW"? Usually, that's something you'd say. [Monk moves Ricca's arm aside, revealing the whole word: "CHOW"] Oh my God. Chow's alive. Sir, the rumors are true: he's been hiding out overseas just waiting for a time to make a comeback.

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