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S3 E11

Monk · Season 3, Episode 11

Adrian Monk and Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in “Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra”

[Stottlemeyer makes a late night visit to Monk's apartment. Monk, carrying a container of lightbulbs, answers]

Adrian Monk

Captain.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Hey. Got a minute?

Adrian Monk

Sure. [Stottlemeyer comes in and Monk closes the door]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

What are you doing?

Adrian Monk

Oh, nothing. I was just... polishing the lightbulbs. What's going on? [He takes his box of lightbulbs back to the kitchen]

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Uhh, you remember that convention I went to in Atlanta about three years ago?

Adrian Monk

Uhhhh....

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Well, something happened there that I didn't tell you about: I landed, I hailed a cab, and, I recognized the cab driver. It was Harold Burnshaw.

Adrian Monk

Burnshaw?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Burnshaw. He used to be a Fed, he was a real player. He used to head the FBI's field office in Atlanta until the 1996 Olympic Games.

Adrian Monk

The Plaza bombing?

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Exactly. They accused the wrong guy. Burnshaw booted it big-time on network television, instant career-killer. Now he's driving a cab. Monk, you should have seen his face. I'll never forget it.

Adrian Monk

What does this have to do with-

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Twenty years ago, Sonny Chow froze some of his own blood in the event that he needed surgery. So they've got bulletproof DNA for a comparison, and that's a prelim on the hair we found at the crime scene.

Adrian Monk

[reads from the file] It's a match.

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

It's Sonny Chow's hair. No question about it. He's been dead for six years, and he's my primary suspect.

Adrian Monk

Yeah...

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Now if I go public with this, and I'm wrong, I'm gonna wind up at the airport, picking up cops who still have jobs! Can you help me with this? I mean, I've gotta know, I've gotta be certain. Is this guy alive or dead?

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